Tonight we dig out an old VHS with a lost ad from Shady Lewd Kart! Look how ancient this thing is! Good thing we saved this sexy lost piece of media!

Credit to https://twitter.com/SED2116 for the awesome editing!

NOTE: VOTE IN COMMENTS BELOW: DEADLINE 27th APRIL
The higher your patreon pledge the more votes you get. Example:
$1 = 1 vote
$5 = 5 votes
$10 = 10 votes
$20 = 20 votes
$30 = 30 votes
$50 = 50 Votes

First up on our Shady Lewd Kart: Next Racer Voting Tourney is Makoto from Pandemommyum! and Satomi from Quickie: A Love Hotel Story! Two ladies who have a set of engine blocks worth tuning.

To vote just leave your comment below on this Patreon post with your choice. We will be checking your current pledge and using those to tally up the votes. Deadline is the 27th. Whoever wins will go to the next bracket. Now is the time to show your love for your favorite lewd games and get them a seat in Shady Lewd Kart!

I am LIVE with the Sunday Stream and its a countdown to my birthday! Come hang out at this extra long stream where we play games and chat. Hope to see you tonight! Love you peeps and thank you for being so awesome!

The next big piece of Kart news is the peeps will be able to decide on who is the next racer to join the game. We have spoken to many devs, artists, animators and VTubers. Shades has picked who we think are prime racers, big and small. One of them will hit the track, and get railed along the way.

How does it work?
Your patreon pledge counts as a vote. The higher you are on the patreon tier list the more votes and control you get on your racer entering the roster.
$1 = 1 vote
$5 = 5 votes
$10 = 10 votes
$20 = 20 votes
$30 = 30 votes
$50 = 50 Votes
We will use the poll system and cross check them with each tier holder to add them up. We are thinking of hindering it at $50 as once we get outside into $100 tiers it will make things a bit more unbalanced. Our goal is to create a fun bidding war while supporting the team and paying for some quality VA to voice the character as well as the lewds it will come with.

At the end of the heat we will tally them up and eliminate the ones with less votes and move to the next round. Our goal is for each character to have a fighting chance. This means you can be tactical with your pledges and if you would rather only vote on the racer YOU want then you get to do so. You can unpledge until their heat starts and save your wallet.

When will it start?
We are looking at the next week or so after the Easter Update which we are running a bit behind on so stay tuned. We are working as fast as we can and want to build enough hype in the event to warrent new supporters and also create something fun for you all to be a part of.

With over 20 characters to choose from this should be an interesting poll. So stay tuned for the first round. Spread the word and see you on the track!

-Shades

Tonight is released the 2020 highlights of our Charity Livestream. From eating disgusting items and whipping each other with riding crops this one was WILD!

Melon Marketplace is almost done. Just a few decorations being made. Some stores unique but some are related to Shady Corner locations like Meat Flaps from Terry’s new game. a store with Flambeau scented candles and a pizza place from Pizza Topping!

Cannot wait for you to see these places and play our other titles and feel that the worlds are very connected. <3

What a killer month it has been. We did take a hefty hit in Patreon funds but that just means we gotta work harder to impress the peeps out there! For now lets talk about everything we did in the month of March and what your pledges funded!

Please note. If you have not sorted our your bank  details for your pledges do so. As we will be sending out more rewards  and polls this month. I dont want anyone missing anything.

Shady Lewd Kart
-Celebrated its 3rd Birthday! We asked you what your fondest memories of the game are!
-You voted on Silvie to have a choco date with you in a monthly image!
-Shades got a Trailer….at long LAST!
-April Fools Update: Wingman Kart & Gubble Buggy
-We tease the Year of the Rabbit Detour hoodie skin and Cinnabun cream skin
-Reveal FinGun is joining Shady Lewd Kart as a mount
-New menu designs for Story Mode and Battle Mode
-Taxi Mode revealed!
-A final update on the shipping of the plushies

Under the Hood
-Under the Hood Prints were added to the Patreon Physical tiers

Marble Maid 2 Negative Levels
-We reveal pinball as a boss battle in the game!
-Showcasing the size and scope and what needs to be done to defeat Dusty!

Flambeau Deluxxx
-Vacula animations were shown
-Flambeau Butt Physics
-Shadyleer redesign, animation and attack process
-We go public teasing the reboot of Flambeau!
-The vac succ animation and how Flambeau possess things
-Toxin’s redesign and animation on her boob physics

Slime Girl Smoothies DLC
-The mixing animation for Lemon is completed

Shady Corner & Other Stuffs
-Dat Shorts Review – Batty Zabella
-Dat Game Review – Pax Corpus
-Dat Moment – Bat Girl Jenny
-The final episode of Dodgy Games Season 2 airs on Shady Corner

LOOK AT WHAT WE DO WITH SUCH A SMALL BUDGET! Share it around and lets boost these numbers!!!!

If you are a patreon 5$ and up you can see all 5 new menus we have made here:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/80967033

New menus are on the horizon with one we can show to the public being Waifu Pillow menu selection! I love the detail Sed captured here! Stunning work as always and going to be interesting if we can pull this off in Karts new update!

With the month of April fast approaching we have the new event and more info for you as yes that is correct we are going craaaazzy with some taxi related missions! Picking up racers is well…..you actually PICK up the racers! We thought it was a funny and cute idea as the racer will hold them in their hand on the way to the destination. Both Bonetown and Sleeze Alley will have this mission layed out and testing has begun to make sure the mode feels good.

Hang tight as more news develops over the next few days!

April 1st is right around the corner for  some. For us here in Aussie land its here! So Im here to tell you that  there is a small Kart update while we work on the big one!

-Wingman  Cardboard Plane is now in game! Run around like a dickhead making a  home film that you don’t want anyone to know about! W I N G M A N!

-Driller  Buggy is also here for you to hop around and unscrew any of them  already screwed down peeps. And believe me a lot of people get screwed  in Kart.

-And of course The Honkette Skin, Dog Balloon Kart will  be 1 Shady Bux ONLY for April 1st! Otherwise it will go back to 376616  for the rest of the year! Now is your chance to have this joke not be a  joke!

-The Honkette CG is also unlockable for you clown peeps who wanna see a clown get railed!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GET OUT THERE!!!